What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.