What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.