What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A say to B about : and D?

They seem happy when they are together - :D

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.