What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question?

B)

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.