What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.