What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.