What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

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Why are violas so large?

A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.