What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.