What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!