What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!