What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.