What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper. :D

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What do you call an uncertain insect today?

A May bee.

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why do black people spend so much on their shoes?

You would to if you had such a long walk home.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"