What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.