What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.