What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.