What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.