What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"