What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.