Slipper Jokes

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper. :D

What do you call banana shoes?

Slippers.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

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What's dry but slippery?

A slipper

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