What's a foot long and slippery?

A Slipper. :D

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)