What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What's dry but slippery?

A slipper

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

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What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers! :D

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.