What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler