What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call a dissection performed by drunks?

An Autipsy.