What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Drunk Jokes More Drunk Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.