What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!