Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What's Adam Levine's favorite holiday?

Halloween Halloween Halloween!