Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!