Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What's a scary costume for Halloween?

College tuition