What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."