What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.