What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.