What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."