What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.