What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

Why is Riot Fest going to be in Toronto?

They play music, not hockey.

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What is a mountain climber's favorite drink?

Anything on the rocks.

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.