What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.