What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music?

Because it's logarythmic.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.