What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"