What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.