What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks