What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal