What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did the brick say to the rock?

Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.