Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline