Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline