Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.