What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common?

Who