What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo