What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !