When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.