When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*