When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.