When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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Pover-tea.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

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