When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.