Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.