Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Cruise Jokes More Cruise Jokes

What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?

A. An Ocean "Liner"

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.