What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline