Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.