Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on easter eggs.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Good Luck Jokes More Good Luck Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.