Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.