Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud