Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper