Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.