Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet?

A Pedofile

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

A: Ooga booga baby!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.