Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.