Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

How do you get certified as an interior decorator?

You don't pull out

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Caveman Jokes More Caveman Jokes

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.