What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.