What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam