What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.