What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

Bully Jokes More Bully Jokes

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"