Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why does everyone hate German sausage jokes?

Because they're the wurst.

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man