Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium