Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

When is a shirt not a shirt?

When it's attire.