What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.