What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others?

Dead

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...