What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

Because it was baked.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.