What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...