What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...