What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...