What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...