What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.