What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...