How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.