How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.