How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

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What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.