Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me