Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.