Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What does surrender mean?

I said; "I give up"

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.