Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!