Electron Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's the difference between a seal and sea lion?

One electron

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Never take advice from electrons.

They are always negative.

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Spare Jokes More Spare Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.