What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!