Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !