What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

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Let's bond!

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!