Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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What's the capitol of Switzerland?

Me: Ummm, Geneva Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!

Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!