Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why were the boy and girl melons depressed?

Because they can't elope.