Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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Why couldn't the melons get married?

Because they can't elope.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!