What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.