Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.