Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.