Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.