Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.