What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up

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What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks?

A two-weeker

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.