How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's a racists favorite song by the Rolling Stones?

Paint it, black!

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse