How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.