How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Rolling Stone Jokes More Rolling Stone Jokes

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Moss Jokes More Moss Jokes

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!