How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Which burger is famous for a long nose?

Cyrano de Burgerac!

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.