How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees?

Stayin' Alive

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.