Gather Jokes

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

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What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

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