What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why did the bear's magnetic personality make him so popular?

He was a polar bear!

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

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How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!