What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists?

An ENTmoot.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.