What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

How would you get four reindeer in a car?

Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL

Gather Jokes More Gather Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.