What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs?

The CathArctic.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!