What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Gop Jokes More Gop Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

Ice Hole Jokes More Ice Hole Jokes

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.