How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What do you call a world leader who white people are opposed to?

Vladimir Gluten

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.