How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.