How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"