How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ?

Brazil support a girls chest !

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen