How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit