Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.