Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's 7 inches and makes women submissive?

A knife.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.