Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad