Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.