Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad