Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad