Aunt.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Because they have rubbers on their end.
Popcorn.
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
A fork
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt