What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world?

King Pong.

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Aunt Jokes More Aunt Jokes

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Big Ant Jokes More Big Ant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.