What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

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Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Aunt Jokes More Aunt Jokes

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Big Ant Jokes More Big Ant Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.